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GF: Tanggalin mo blouse ko.

BF: 'yong bra mo?
GF: Tanggalin mo din.
BF: OK

GF: Tanggalin mo na din palda ko!

BF: Sige 

GF: Hubarin mo pati panty ko!

BF: Ok, ok
GF: Sa susunod na mahuli kitang suot mo
mga damit ko, hihiwalayan na talaga ikta!

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Sa mental hospital...

NURSE: Ano nasa isip mo ngayon?
PATIENT: Pamilya ko.
(Naawa ang nurse.)

NURSE: Nasa'n ba ang pamilya mo?


PATIENT: Huh? Tanga ka? Nasa isip ko nga sila eh. Baliw  ka?

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GURO: Ano ang pambansang ibon?

BOY: Chicken?

GURO: Hindi! Kulay brown ito!

BOY: Fried chicken!

GURO: Hindi! Mas maliit ito sa chicken.

BOY: Knorr chicken cubes!

GURO: GET OUT!

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TEACHER: Ok class! Drawing kayo ng khit anong uri ng isda.

STUDENTS: Yes mam!

TEACHER: Pedro, bakit ang gulo ng drawing mo?

PEDRO: 'Wag ka ngang epal ma'am, BAGOONG yan!

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Sakay ng eroplano ang Kapitan at mga baguhang paratroopers...

KAPITAN: O Pedro lundag na.
PEDRO: Kapitan p`wede po bang magtanong bago ako lumundag ?
KAPITAN: Bakeeet ?
PEDRO: Paano po kung hindi bumuka itong parachute ko?
KAPITAN: `Wag kang mag-alala bata, me usapan na kami ng Supplier. Kapag hindi bumuka...papalitan!

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COMIC STRIP OF THE MOMENT!

JOKE OF THE MOMENT!


NENE: 'tay nagpost po ako sa FHM magazine, Tingnan niyo po sa page 10.

TATAY: (Shocked) Ikinahihiya kita anak!Wala ng mas lalala pa s kahihiyang dinulot mo!

NENE: Meron tay! Si nanay nasa page 16!


PICTURE OF THE MOMENT!

COMIC STRIP OF THE MOMENT!

JOKE OF THE MOMENT!

Isang arabo ang iniinterview sa isang US checkpoint...

INTERVIEWER: Name?
ARABO: Abdul Wazizi
INTERVIEWER: Sex?
ARABO: 6x a week!

INTERVIEWER:i Mean male or female

ARABO: Sex doesn't matter

INTERVIEWER:HOLY COW!

ARABO: Yes cows, also dogs too!

INTERVIEWER:OH DEAR!

ARABO: Oh no deer! They run fast!

PICTURE OF THE MOMENT!